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EDUTAINMENT :
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Joe
was opening a new business, and one of
his friends decided to sent flowers on
the occasion. The flowers arrived and
Joe read the card. It said, “Rest in
peace.” Joe, got enraged, called the
florist to complain. The florist
replied, “Sir, I'm really sorry for the
mistake, but rather than getting angry,
imagine this, some where there is
funeral taking place today, and they
have flowers with a note saying,
“Congratulations on your new location.”
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Customer — How much is that tie ?
Salesman — Rs. 450/-
Customer — Why, I can buy a pair of
shoes with that much money ?
Salesman — But, how would a pair of
shoes look around your neck ?
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Mary — John says I'm pretty. Andy says
I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter ?
Peter— A bit of both. I think you are
pretty ugly. |
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